toilet ke miri ziad zur nazan, jense irani etebar nadare. pareh mishe!
gorge dar mizane. maman bozi az ayfon tasviri mige: kasi khune nist, bia bala! gorge mige: bikhial baba, farda cd-mun dar miad!
torke mire pomp benzin, benzin bezane. yaru azash miporse: mamuli bezanam ya super? torke mige: felan mamuli bezan, zan o bache tu mashin neshaste!
zane rashtie be shoharesh goft: vaghti nisti in ghazvinie hamsayamun mano mikone. shoharesh mige: velesh kon baba. in divune ast, vaghti to ham nisti mano mikone!
torke be dust2khtaresh mige: miay khunamun? 2khtare mige : na, mitarsam! torke mige: tars nadare ke, ye nim saati baham harf mizanim bad shalvareto mipooshi miri.
miduni falsafeye khamiyaze chie? sheytun miad dare gushet mige: surakh kunet cheghadre?
lore mire tv mikhare.........kontorolesho mibare pass mide..mige agha bebakhshid in mashin hesab ja monde bod tosh..........ma male harom khor nistim
Vaghti ba maan HarF miizanii sedato naashnavaam
be rashtiye migan baraye jologiri az bache dar shodan chi kar mikoni???? mige man daro panjereharo az too ghofl mikonam
ye rooz kachala miran pishe khoda shekayat,khoda beheshoon mige cheshmetoon koor mikhastin vaghti mamanetoon vajebi mizade saretoono nayarin biroon bebinin che khabare
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